Friday, February 17, 2012

MonsteR Inc


Lying horizontally on a table, strapped down, barely able to move, except to breathe and wriggle my toes, I was fed into the mouth of the monster that resembled tunnel, except it was white. Half way inside, it stopped.. The surface was a few inches from my face. It’s a good thing I am not claustrophobic, even so I wanted to scream and shout and run out.  A grey tongue-like line originating somewhere beyond, terminated mid way on the surface of the tunnel. I couldn’t move my head enough, even to look up at the other end, however a faint yellow light glowed, the origin of which I could not determine. I couldn’t move my head, just my eyes. So I tried to observe my surroundings. To the left, right and top were the white hues, beyond my feet I could see a glass.. the rest was a blur.

It was deathly cold, whites and blues the only colours visible…. It was spooky.. I wont lie, I was petrified. My heart was beating a little faster than normal.. the monster emanated a faint breathing sound, like an old person breathing in quick short gasps.. a few seconds later I was accustomed to the surroundings and even thought I could doze off until this was over.

And then it started, the loud thumping sound, “dhang, dhang, dhang, dhang…
My heart went “thump thump thump thump..” I looked around frantically, in my limited field of view.. has something gone wrong??

And then the table began to spin around in the giant tunnel, the whole room started spinning before my eyes, and I screamed.. “Aaaaaaaah….”
Ok, that didn’t really happen….
A few seconds passed but the “dhang, dhang, dhang, dhang…” continued.
And then suddenly red, yellow and blue and green lights started blinking out of the tunnel, swords and knives emerged from slots I hadn’t seen before and started chopping at me.. blood was spurting from my extremities .. and I screamed.. “Aaaaaaaah….”
Ok that didn’t happen either.. stupid spooky movies have my imagination screwed up!

A few more seconds passed… I held my breath... waiting to scream if anything happened.
But then a whole minute went by, and nothing happened. I barely breathed an inaudible and suppressed but relieved sigh. I was disappointed.. and just as abruptly as it started it stopped.. the sound receded. However the monster continued snoring noisily…

And then another sound.. like a little tyrant of a child pulling the string of a guitar over and over again, non-stop with the same intensity.. my heart pumped faster again. The table started vibrating.. and thus it continued .. a different string being pulled every minute or two, I can’t say, I lost track.. as soon as I got accustomed to one sound, I would doze off.. I thought of my dad that instant, considering I inherited the-being-able-to-sleep-anywhere-anytime gene from him and which was putting me to sleep on what could possibly be my death table..

When I realized this wasn’t a cheap spooky movie, I concocted a new theory to kill time.. maybe this was a thriller movie about serial killings.. I mean this was a secluded place and come on, when serial killings begin, there is always the first gullible innocent scape-goat right, what’s to say I wasn’t the first her… I was alone.. but not like I hadn’t informed people I was going to be here.. there were three people.. surely they would piece things together.. in case the inevitable happened..

By now my feet and hands were cold, numb and felt stone-heavy. I ached all over, to move just a little bit, to crack the bones in my neck, back and knees and toes.. my shoulder hurt.. the pain was excruciating.. I kept floating in and out of consciousness and then it was over.. just like that.. the sounds stopped.. and silently the table slid out of the giant’s mouth.
Phew!
I saw the faint lights over head.. I blinked my eyes and tried to move my head..
The door flew open.. the technician walked in.. he undid the harness by which I was strapped down.. I sat up gingerly. He hit a button, the table moved vertically downwards for me to be able to slide down.. I tottered to the changing room..

As I left, I asked him, “So when do I come to collect my MRI report”
“Tomorrow 3 pm madam..”