CLU club

The club welcomed me back today with the warmth of tears, theirs and mine, although i don't understand why cuz id never really left it! They welcomed me whole heartedly and made me feel like i was their long lost sister who's come to her senses and decided to stay with family !

A calm father stating insightfully and thoughtfully that i should ''pre occupy myself with something , anything , anywhichthing , in order to preserve my dignity'' after witnessing  a screaming shouting yelling pushing shoving mother spitting out obscenities is what rocketed me back into the CLU club - Confused, Lost and Useless persons club.

The CLU club can make you do odd things for a change they make you DO something. They make you weep warm salty uncomprehending tears, they make you storm out of the house ,silently though lest you draw attention to yourself , they make you read a book in a park , seduce you into eating junk , all this while vowing not go home till 9 pm , and then , then , then , wait for this , have your resolve weakened by a weak bladder ! Damn they never thought of this as a reason to comply with the enemies. But you think they'd be disappointed that you were being adamant on something ? I mean, come on, we do belong to the elite CLU club , aren't we supposed to give up easily? To surrender with the loser attitude that 'i can't take this anymore'! No one thought body functions could affect decision making capabilities this much !

But hey that's the beauty of this club , we members may succeed at failing everything else but failing to be adamant at bizarre self laid bets with really no one to bet with , that one thing we can't fail at !

I'm glad membership to this club is not limited and biased. Just about anyone can be members!

Hey! I know, we should have our own networking site like clubuk.com!! I'm sure we'd have more members than fb! I'm really eager to meet similar CLU folks like me. So until the dream of clubuk becomes a reality, CLU buddies out there, feel free to voice your opinion, your sorrows and all that stuff that qualifies you to be part of the club, right here anytime anyhow :p